Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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