I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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