I love having hate sex.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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