You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize