Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize