her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
