...so i touched it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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