can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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