i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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