So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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