she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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