I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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