I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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