The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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