He had one of those small greek statue penises
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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