Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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