I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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