sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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