You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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