How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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