handjob tips. give me some.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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