Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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