I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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