Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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