you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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