You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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