gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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