There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
