you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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