Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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