did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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