he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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