Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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