Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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