yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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