Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Randomize