Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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