Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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