I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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