I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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