You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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