I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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