She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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