I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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