? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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