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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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