So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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