she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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