you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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