I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
What drink are we having for lunch?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
