I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
