Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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